Category Archives: Random

Nothing

Just posting for the hell of it. Hey, would you want “American Idol” at the top of yourhome page? Okay.

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Kung Fu Fightin’

Holy shit, check out this clip:             And I thought this was the stuff of Hollywood…

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Juvenile Idiots

“Guy talk,” for any chick who wondered. This happens to be about fantasy football teams. Note the way “guy conversation” oscillates between hostility and cordiality. amonte (4:54:06 PM): one of my receivers had 0 catches yesterday amonte (4:54:09 PM): LOL … Continue reading

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Poor Sucka

News flash: Don’t IM random people and expect them to engage you in intellectual conversation when your profile makes you seem like your IQ is somewhere around 75. darius5713 (10:47:17 PM): whassup man, interseting profile, i consider myself a black … Continue reading

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2003 Weblog Awards

I’ll quote the words of Texas Governor George W. Bush, spoken long ago, in another country: “I’m running because I want the American dream to touch every willing heart for people who work hard for it. I don’t want people … Continue reading

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Hubba Hubba

David Brooks’ column this week mentions “the Hook-Up,” “petting,” and “sex.” David Brooks. Petting. Sex. *Shudder*

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Inanities

Sigh…I think I’ll start posting these IM conversations, since they occur so often. Folks usually stumble across my Web site rather than my Yahoo profile, but it always turns out the same way: Some schmuck IM’s me, and within three exchanges … Continue reading

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Do Not Pass Go

Is it just me, or does the new U.S. currency look like they’ve just been pulled out of someone’s washing machine? I dunno about this Monopoly money. For one, it doesn’t have the clean crispness of greenbacks. The new dollah … Continue reading

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Orgasmic Simulation

This little Web doodad attempts to demonstrate how the other sex experiences pleasure. Sounds about right to me. Via Brainysmurf via AtlanticBlog.

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Twist of Fate

If I were this lady, I would’ve never married into this name. Maybe it’s her maiden name, and she just had cruel parents. There are so many deliciously awkward workplace sentences to use her name in, I won’t even bother … Continue reading

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We Like The Mooooon

It’s funny.

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Useless Sites

Buzzflash…what’s the point?

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When Good Trees Go Bad

Read this and smile, wickedly.

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Sharing Beds is a Good Idea

So yeah, a young lady responded to my online ad for a roommate. Take a look at her profile and tell me if she’d make a good roomie.

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Boi Meets Boi

Okay, so I was wrong. Wes won the competition on Boy Meets Boy. Brian lost. Franklin is the straight dude, and is indeed shit outta luck. That is, until the other reality TV shows come calling. I never said I … Continue reading

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Cluelessness

Am I the only person who cheers the mistreatment of irritating idiots like this guy? Dear Prudie, During one of my aimless walks around the neighborhood, I came upon a sign that read, “It’s a Girl!!” posted in the front … Continue reading

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A Thought (#2)

I am fuckin’ tired of seeing Ann Richards on TV. Especially on Larry King Live, where she gets to drone on and on… I know she’s old and spunky and all, but Jesus, that’s enough.

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Stagnant Search

You’d think that They would have updated this page by now. *Update* Or even this one. Both pages are still linked from fbi.gov.

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My 15 Seconds

Hmm…good thing I TiVO Crossfire every day. -> [watch the clip] This show must be from like Wednesday, when I published this post. But thanks to the TiVO season pass feature, I’m just catching up on my Crossfire and Hardball … Continue reading

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Data Mining

Every once in a while it’s worth examining your server logs to find out how people are finding you. Some of the search engine terms people use on Google are enlightening, and some of them are downright funny. Others are … Continue reading

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Don’t Open That HTML

This was on the local noon newscast: “And today, another virus alert. There is a new computer worm making the rounds on the Internet via e-mail. The virus spreads when you open the attachment to the e-mail, known as ‘html.’ … Continue reading

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Blowing Off Steam #1

The worst printer I’ve ever tried to use is the Mita Ci 1100 color laser printer. What a fucking plodding disaster of a product.

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A Thought

They need a patch for marijuana. I don’t smoke the stuff, but it would be a nice niche.

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Dolemite

Use the snake on that sonofabitch! —>

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Soy Milk

Okay, so I tried soy milk. 8th Continent for those who care. It tastes like something between breastmilk, watered down condensed milk, and water with a ton of creamer in it. Well, not breastmilk. I don’t remember what that tastes … Continue reading

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