Category Archives: Profiles

What is your world made of?

These crappy little tests are quite accurate sometimes. What number are you?

Wow, anyone who knows me will say this test is dead on: Yep, that sums up my most observable traits: a schrooge-like disdain for useless social rituals, a strong antipathy toward unthinking people, and pessimistic view of human nature that … Continue reading →

Umm wow. According to this site, I should be giving a lot more to the needy. The stats are a bit off, since I do moonlight… YOUR GLOBAL RICH LIST POSITION You are in the top 0.839% richest people in … Continue reading →

Another dumb test, this time to find the likelihood that I’d be sent to Hell for various reasons… Here is how you matched up in all the levels: Uhhhh. Just because I spend hours playing Grand Theft Auto doesn’t mean … Continue reading →

I’m just surprised that the people making this test could actually nail down Kerry on a few positions. Anyway, the poll ranked the candidates exactly in my order of electability (except for Kucinich, who should be way at the bottom, even … Continue reading →

Oh yes, another test. A pretty good one, too. Your Moralising Quotient is: 0.04. Your Interference Factor is: 0.00. Your Universalising Factor is: 0.00. “You see very little wrong in the actions depicted in these scenarios. You don’t think that … Continue reading →

According to this rather long test, I’m 17.357% geek. Just enough, I think, to hold my own without being dysfunctionally geeky. Here are my affirmative answers: I HAVE… – studied a language on my own. Programming language, that is. – … Continue reading →

I have no clue who the Numenorean are, but they sound good to me: To which race of Middle Earth do you belong? Take the test. *UPDATE* I searched the web, and found this description of the Numenoreans: The numenoreans … Continue reading →

          What’s Your Animal Personality? Yup…sounds like me.

I think this test is just more Earth Day bullshit, but I’ll post it anyway: CATEGORY ACRES FOOD 5.4 MOBILITY 2.2 SHELTER 6.2 GOODS/SERVICES 7.7 TOTAL FOOTPRINT 22 IN COMPARISON, THE AVERAGE ECOLOGICAL FOOTPRINT IN YOUR COUNTRY IS 24 ACRES … Continue reading →

Tell me something I don’t know… “You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.” Take the Geek … Continue reading →