If I were this lady, I would’ve never married into this name. Maybe it’s her maiden name, and she just had cruel parents.
There are so many deliciously awkward workplace sentences to use her name in, I won’t even bother listing them.
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I love it! Here’s a few:
– “I haven’t done my TPS report yet because I was busy in a meeting with Gaye Males.”
– “Our accounting scandal centered around misconduct and bad business practice by Gaye Males.”
– “Gaye Males will be in charge of redecorating and color choices for our new satellite office.”
– “I just spoke with Gay Males by the coffee machine about the sexual inadequacies of modern men.”
– “Sorry, I’ll be on a conference call with Gaye Males at the time, and then have a 3 o’clock with a Butch Dyke from ACME company. Busy, Busy, Busy!”
– “The union talks were mediated by Gaye Males.”
– “I’ve been invited to a private boat party with Gaye Males today.”
… and finally …
– “On the topic of interoffice relationships… I’ve done some pretty nasty and perverted things I regret with Gaye Males.”
They delinked her name.
Muhahahahahaha!