Category Archives: Offbeat

Insurance Claim Check

Funniest…Prank…Ever.

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Deep Cleaning

I saw this in my roommate’s copy of FHM (For Him Magazine), and I instantly knew it was for me: Now that’s what I call a deep cleaning. Heh, heh, heh. In fact, I bet this soap is sooo much … Continue reading

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The Most Offensive Halloween Costumes Ever!

From last year, check it out.

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Truly Stunning

The work of Kurt Wenner.

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You Don’t Say…

What can you trust, if not a coin toss?

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Courtroom Stupidity

These exchanges are from a book called “Disorder In The Courts.” They’re things people actually said in court, word for word. They were taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these … Continue reading

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“Farm Sluts”

It’s funny. Very funny. Other than some profanity, it’s work-safe.

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Wal-Mart Culture

This is possibly the funniest internal memo I’ve ever read. The bit about spraying the custodial associate’s arm gave me a hilarious visual. And the cake was a nice touch. Two gems from the comment boards: “This is what happens … Continue reading

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November 2004

More Photoshop goodness from the Fark forums:

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Dumbass

Via GTG, the dangerous lives of drunk drivers:

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Holiday Gift

From the Fark forums: “Hopefully this will land on my doorstep Christmas morning…” “Oh, and Cheney and DeLay immediately follow suit…”

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Most Offensive Halloween Costumes Ever!

Gee, I wonder what would happen if I competed in the office Halloween contest wearing one of these costumes: Takes, ahem, balls to wear that one. Oh, lighten up. You know this shit is funny. (Though the last one is … Continue reading

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Why Thank You

We’ve all seen roadkill, but you have to wonder what kind of person thought this up:   I have to admit, though, that I found it funny. You do too, admit it. Let’s just hope it was, in fact, roadkill. … Continue reading

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Webs of Pleasure

Via John Wyles — After reading about this experiment, I bet you’ll think twice before drinking that coffee. Now, it’s probable that the spider was exposed to a much higher, unproportional dose of caffeine than humans. But it’s still a … Continue reading

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You Don’t Say…

A friend sent this link in an e-mail titled “The second-best thing to being born black…” He said it, not me.

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Ban Comic Sans

Could there possibly be a more annoying and inappropriately used font? Join the movement!

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Losing It

I think my friend has finally lost it. I guess one can only spend so much time outside the good ol’ US of A… Meanwhile, in other absurd sightings…

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Beer Stand

My laugh of the day. My guffaw of the day.

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Insanitary

So I walked into the restroom at work today and I saw my co-worker, Keith, standing at the urinal and flushing it. Familiar enough, only it wasn’t the once-and-done deal that most of us do. He was just standing there, … Continue reading

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Oooh Yeah

Maria Carey is going on her Charmbracelet tour. Somebody sign me up!

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How’s your mideast geography?

Check it out. I got all the Gulf states, and even a few former Soviets. But those damn afrikaans… This post is dedicated to Azamat, my summer school buddy turned pen pal from Kyrgysztan.

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Dumb Customers #2

I just spoke to a customer who couldn’t spell the word “clinic.” Seriously. He had to ask me for help. I was dumbfounded at first; silence on the phone. Then I responded, “C-L-I-N-I-C…You know, like the free one your daughter … Continue reading

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In Kansas?

Okay, why don’t we have classes like this?

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Dumb Customers

There are some customers you just dread talking to. Take this one lady, Gayle. We all hate talking to her, because she sounds like a demented kindergarten teacher. Picture Connie Chung on speed. The first time I talked to her, … Continue reading

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Hot Sellers in Red States

[Click here for more patriotic items!]

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Crank Yankers

This show is hilarious. Here’s the beginning of some girl’s prank call to a department store: Umm, I was in the store, and I got totally sprayed by the perfume counter. I did not want to be sprayed, and now, … Continue reading

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Healthcare IT

This is the kind of jargon-filled spam I get at work: From: Maureen G——– To: PHL IT Department Subject: BC of CA Can you please confim that EPO Rev code 634 HCPC code Q99– is transmitting as 1 per 1000 … Continue reading

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The Orwellian Corporation

When I came in to work this morning and turned on my monitor, there was a window open with the following message: Mr Benson, Your inability to secure your workstation is a serious breech of [D—–] security. Please be advised … Continue reading

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Masturbate for Peace

(Sorry…) Check out these hilarious really weird bumper stickers. I was just searching for “bumper stickers.” Honest. While you’re at it, check out these g-rated ones.

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Michael Jackson, Boylover

I guess now we understand what he meant when he told Lisa-Marie Presley he wanted to have kids. (sorry) It’s tragic, really, watching my childhood idol become what he is today. And as for Michael’s other issues, I suppose I … Continue reading

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