Author Archives: Aaron Benson

The Losers’ Club

Arianna Huffington says all the talk of Howard Dean being unelectable is “nothing short of idiotic.” If she hears it one more time, she’s going to “do something crazy,” like, say, run for governor of California. Consider the source. The … Continue reading

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Anniversary

It was one year ago today that I wrote my very first post.

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“You Sit Down”

The Dean campaign today offered a sneak peek of the candidate’s approach to swing voters in the general election: Howard Dean has called on the Democratic Party to stand up and fight the Republicans, and yesterday he offered a firsthand … Continue reading

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Clark Answers

I was one of the few lucky bloggers who got to ask Wesley Clark a question during the last Wireside Chat: [17:20:50] Clark04.com: Aaron Benson asks: General Clark, after you defeat George Bush in November, you’ll likely be faced with … Continue reading

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Kucinich Rebukes Dean

“You cannot accommodate right-wing zealots. There’s no accommodation to be had.” That was the essential part of Howard Dean’s response to a question about breaking gridlock on judicial nominees in the radio debate. Dean also said the following: I actually … Continue reading

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Case of Heartburn

Go to this page, and search for Dean, Howard. Judging from their political contributions, it looks like the other Howard Deans out there are staunch Republicans. And if the probable nominee wins out, those Howards will be the butt of … Continue reading

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Wizerds Collect Winnings

The West Chester Wizerds’ capped off a dominating season with a disappointing championship loss to the Orange County Wolverines. In the expansion Wizerds’ first season ever, the club tied for the league’s best regular record (11-3) and finished second overall … Continue reading

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What Did He Know…

…and when did he know it? That’s the question we should be asking St. Dean after this latest revelation: Presidential hopeful Howard Dean (news – web sites), who accuses President Bush (news – web sites) of being weak on homeland security, … Continue reading

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Dr. Know-It-All

It wasn’t but a month ago that Howard Dean was saying we’ve got to stop talking about “guns, God and gays” in this country and start talking about real issues like education and health care. At one point, he even … Continue reading

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Happy New Beer

So my roommate Tony decided to have a New Year’s Day party… We would’ve been able to fit even more beer in the fridge, if it weren’t for all the goddamn food in there. People need to start using things … Continue reading

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Wal-Mart Culture

This is possibly the funniest internal memo I’ve ever read. The bit about spraying the custodial associate’s arm gave me a hilarious visual. And the cake was a nice touch. Two gems from the comment boards: “This is what happens … Continue reading

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Scam Spammers

No less than one hour after reading this story did I receive an e-mail from Belgium soliciting my help (read: money) to “handle a strictly confidential transaction which involves a large sum of money.” But my response to the junk … Continue reading

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Back

Well, that was a nice vacation. Hope you enjoyed yours, too. Posting will resume, along with a few back entries, once I get done with jury duty.

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Open Your Eyes

Some in the blogosphere are whining about the fact that Wesley Clark and the other candidates are pointing out Dean’s unelectability: It is deeply saddening to watch Lieberman, Kerry, and increasingly, Clark, turn their platforms to the ‘Dean is unelectable’ … Continue reading

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Kung Fu Fightin’

Holy shit, check out this clip:             And I thought this was the stuff of Hollywood…

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Juvenile Idiots

“Guy talk,” for any chick who wondered. This happens to be about fantasy football teams. Note the way “guy conversation” oscillates between hostility and cordiality. amonte (4:54:06 PM): one of my receivers had 0 catches yesterday amonte (4:54:09 PM): LOL … Continue reading

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First Salvo

“I’m probably going to vote for Governor Bush,” my friend Matthew Cole said as we sat in a college cafeteria in October, 2000. “At least Bush is saying he’ll work with both Democrats and Republicans. Gore isn’t even acting like … Continue reading

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November 2004

More Photoshop goodness from the Fark forums:

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Shut Up and Drive

Woman’s SUV is hit, rolled while she’s talking to radio station about Jacko “Cheryl Picker was talking to WABC in New York when listeners heard a loud crash, the sound of crackling glass, tearing metal and then silence. ‘Cheryl, are … Continue reading

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Poor Sucka

News flash: Don’t IM random people and expect them to engage you in intellectual conversation when your profile makes you seem like your IQ is somewhere around 75. darius5713 (10:47:17 PM): whassup man, interseting profile, i consider myself a black … Continue reading

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2003 Weblog Awards

I’ll quote the words of Texas Governor George W. Bush, spoken long ago, in another country: “I’m running because I want the American dream to touch every willing heart for people who work hard for it. I don’t want people … Continue reading

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Alexander Hamilton

Wow, anyone who knows me will say this test is dead on: Yep, that sums up my most observable traits: a schrooge-like disdain for useless social rituals, a strong antipathy toward unthinking people, and pessimistic view of human nature that … Continue reading

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The “Gay Gene” Theory

Nicholas Kristof wants to know why, if homosexuality is genetic, gays haven’t died out already: Surprisingly few readers raised the most obvious question: if homosexuality is partly genetic, why are there so many gays? After all, gays are presumably less … Continue reading

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Gothika

This movie isn’t even worth a review. Gothika was one of the worst I’ve seen in a long time, especially starring a respected actress. And the ending was so… fucking…stupid.

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Dumbass

Via GTG, the dangerous lives of drunk drivers:

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It’s My Birthday

December 1, 2003. Funny, it doesn’t feel like the first day of the rest of my life, but it is. Years later, when looking back on the past, I’ll see that this is one of those days that separate the … Continue reading

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I Stand Alone

About 95% of the way through I Stand Alone, the movie stops. The screen flashes red and states “WARNING: You have 30 seconds to leave this screening.” I didn’t stop the movie. I kept watching. That’s why I no longer … Continue reading

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You Went to Art School for This?

My God, these 2003 campaign posters are just awful. The only one that works is Clark’s (and, for her purposes, Moseley-Braun’s). Look, I could hire 12-year-olds to come up with slogans less trite than as “Sharp, Sharper, Sharpton.” Check out … Continue reading

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Is Google Slowing Down?

Here’s my search. I can’t reproduce the results, because they’re cached.

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Happy Thanksgiving

Yeah, happy Slaughter Of The Indians day. On a completely unrelated note, my choice of movies to watch: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ringu, I Stand Alone, or… Nixon. Don’t ask me…that’s just the way Netflix works.

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Holiday Gift

From the Fark forums: “Hopefully this will land on my doorstep Christmas morning…” “Oh, and Cheney and DeLay immediately follow suit…”

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Wizerds’ Kill Bill List Complete

The West Chester Wizerds spanked the trash-talkin’ Colorado Condors in Week 12, completing the team’s quest to conquer all their enemies (see list at right) before the playoffs. The win gives the Wizerds the best record in the Fantasy Football … Continue reading

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Signs

I’ve been so determined to avoid that Jacko frenzy that I missed a crucial snippet of news. It seems that Wes Clark, who regularly preaches about the right to question and criticize one’s government, supports a Constitutional Amendment to ban … Continue reading

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