You Have Been Judged

Another dumb test, this time to find the likelihood that I’d be sent to Hell for various reasons…

Here is how you matched up in all the levels:


Uhhhh. Just because I spend hours playing Grand Theft Auto doesn’t mean I’m violent.

My notable answers:

Have you suffered suicidal thoughts? -No
Have you been in any physical fights in recent years? -No
Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse? -No
Do you donate time or money to charities? -Yes
Do you believe in God? -No
Do you look at pornography? -Yes
Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding? -Yes
Do you use God’s name in vain (ex. “God damn it,” “Oh my God”)? -Yes
Do you enjoy violent movies and video games? -Yes
Have you been to a strip club? -Yes
Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn? -Yes
Do you repent for your sins? -No
Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals? -Yes
Do you believe in an afterlife? -No
Do you “hate” a lot of people? -No
Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else’s misery? -No
Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex? -Yes to the former, No to the latter. These two acts should be separate questions.
Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after? -Yes
Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country? -Yes
Could you picture yourself assassinating someone or ordering an assassination on someone if it meant that you would become very rich and powerful? -No

Through God, all things are possible. -False
In war, the best idea is to bomb the hell out of the other country. -True. It may not be the “best” idea, but it’s the surest way to win once war breaks out.
Morals are relative. -False, though my definition of morally judgeable acts is pretty narrow.
It’s okay to punch someone if they “have it coming.” -False
Religion is fiction. -True
It’s okay to cut a family member out of your life if they have done something that you strongly disagree with. -True
Rich men and women deserve every penny and should spend or save their wealth as they wish. -True
It is acceptable to use false flattery to get ahead. -False
Hammering away on scandals is a good way to damage those with whom you disagree politically. -False
A pimp is a good thing to be. -False
Some people just deserve to die. -True. Namely, those who murder others.

Take the test!

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