Another dumb test, this time to find the likelihood that I’d be sent to Hell for various reasons…
Here is how you matched up in all the levels:
Uhhhh. Just because I spend hours playing Grand Theft Auto doesn’t mean I’m violent.
My notable answers:
Have you suffered suicidal thoughts? -No
Have you been in any physical fights in recent years? -No
Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse? -No
Do you donate time or money to charities? -Yes
Do you believe in God? -No
Do you look at pornography? -Yes
Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding? -Yes
Do you use God’s name in vain (ex. “God damn it,” “Oh my God”)? -Yes
Do you enjoy violent movies and video games? -Yes
Have you been to a strip club? -Yes
Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn? -Yes
Do you repent for your sins? -No
Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals? -Yes
Do you believe in an afterlife? -No
Do you “hate” a lot of people? -No
Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else’s misery? -No
Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex? -Yes to the former, No to the latter. These two acts should be separate questions.
Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after? -Yes
Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country? -Yes
Could you picture yourself assassinating someone or ordering an assassination on someone if it meant that you would become very rich and powerful? -No
Through God, all things are possible. -False
In war, the best idea is to bomb the hell out of the other country. -True. It may not be the “best” idea, but it’s the surest way to win once war breaks out.
Morals are relative. -False, though my definition of morally judgeable acts is pretty narrow.
It’s okay to punch someone if they “have it coming.” -False
Religion is fiction. -True
It’s okay to cut a family member out of your life if they have done something that you strongly disagree with. -True
Rich men and women deserve every penny and should spend or save their wealth as they wish. -True
It is acceptable to use false flattery to get ahead. -False
Hammering away on scandals is a good way to damage those with whom you disagree politically. -False
A pimp is a good thing to be. -False
Some people just deserve to die. -True. Namely, those who murder others.