The Orwellian Corporation

When I came in to work this morning and turned on my monitor, there was a window open with the following message:

Mr Benson, Your inability to secure your workstation is a serious breech of [D—–] security. Please be advised that contents of your PC have changed. It is your responsibility to determine what.

Good luck.

Kinda creepy. I’m pretty sure this happened because I disabled their “mandatory” screen-locking applet. It was annoying logging back into my own workstation just because I got up to take a whiz.

Anyway, I told my boss I didn’t care what was changed, as long as they left my mp3 shares, warez FTP server, Kazaa movie downloads and porn bookmarks alone.

Hopefully, all my work was deleted.

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