I Sucked

…at bowling tonight.

I literally slid on my ass in the beginning. White Russians will do that to you, given enough time. And being a complete novice doesn’t help, either.

My scores: 54 84 52


One thing I’ve learned is that, if you can’t be on top, then go all out for the very bottom. At least then, every other loser will look at you and feel better.

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3 Responses to I Sucked

  1. prometheusspeaks says:

    Very nice of you to be concerned with your friend’s self-esteem. :)

    Drinking and Bowling: A dangerous mix

  2. Gian says:

    And there is nothing wrong with being a bottom! =)

  3. Aaron W. Benson says:

    Gian…LOL. I think I’ll leave that one alone. :-)

    My hands are too sore to type this morning…

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