Boss: “Sometimes it seems like you think this is the Benson I.T. Department.”
Me: “And what makes you think that?”
Him: “You come and go as if you’re the CEO…as if you own the place.”
Me: *grins widely, looking down*
Him: *points finger accusingly* “See…you wanted me to say that!!”
I never pointed my finger at you, in any manner.
You gestured in some manner. I forget how.