This is from a Wall Street Journal story about inbreds in Elkhart, Indiana with nothing to do:
A bunch of armed guys from this small city are prepared to take on terrorists. The “Homeland Security” crew isn’t very busy, though. “We don’t do very damn much,” admits one town defender. “We drink some coffee and run around the neighborhood. It gets boring.”
I’m starting to warm to a traditionally Republican idea; maybe keeping people from the polls isn’t so bad after all.