Me: Help Desk, Aaron speaking.
Caller: Hi, this is Michael, how you doin’?
Caller: Anyway, I’m kind of having a stupid attack here, I’m trying to log into the system and I forgot my password.
Me: And what is your last name?
Me: Okay, hold on for a second.
Caller: *covering speaker* Computer geeks, they have no social skills whatsoever.
Me: Okay, the fact that I’m not making smalltalk with you doesn’t mean I have no social skills.
Caller: Aight, okay…
Me: I mean I’m not the one having a “stupid attack,” as you put it.
Caller: I mean I’m just talking to my buddy here, you know–
Me: That’s fine, now your password was reset to s—–.”
Caller: My password is s—–?
Me: Put in s—– for your password and log in.
Caller: Aight, now–
Caller: I apologize for you overheari–
Me: *hangs up*