Author Archives: Aaron Benson

Thinking People Choose Kerry

So, yeah. We’ve heard a lot in this campaign about how the Democratic Party would be trounced if it weren’t for that monolithic inner-city black voting bloc. More interesting, though, is a recent survey which shows voters with a college … Continue reading

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Twilight

I forgive that you say you love me; the powerful are always lied to since the weak are always driven by panic. Me, I cannot love what I can’t conceive, and you disclose virtually nothing: are you the hawthorn tree, … Continue reading

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Deluded

More sad examples of the conservative cocoon. But hey, if all I watched was Faux News…

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The Most Offensive Halloween Costumes Ever!

From last year, check it out.

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Laughing. Out. Loud.

From my friend Eric @ Divigate: I love it when elected officials use incorrect grammar in their political ads. You probably don’t have that in Pennsylvania, but in Iowa several of races feature candidates purposfully using incorrect grammar in an … Continue reading

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Snark

Buried in a New York Times piece showcasing the idiotic rationale of swing voters was this priceless quote: Similarly, Joan Deane, 78, of Scarborough, Me., a registered Republican who is fond of the Bush family, said that she found Mr. … Continue reading

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Four More Days

Look, fuck those swing voters. This election has already been decided:   Kerry 296, Bush 242. The results, from where I sit, are quite clear: If all the votes are counted, John Kerry will win. Clearly. Convincingly. And without need … Continue reading

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Ya Think…

Seven years later, researchers discover that most Web surfers now use bookmarks…

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Bush Loses Pennsylvania

Look, I know the Republicans are having wet dreams about stealing Pennsylvania away from the Democrats, but it just ain’t gonna happen. I was never a believer that this state would remain competitive in the first place. There’s just too … Continue reading

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Caffeine

So yeah…I just stayed up for 38 hours straight, starting Thursday morning at 6am and ending Friday evening at 8pm. I had to get a project done and had missed too much time earlier in the week to get it … Continue reading

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Wait…

Why are people sending money to Martha Stewart? Browsed on CNN: Stewart also beseeched supporters, who she said have sent hundreds of letters in the past week, to stop including gifts and money. Instead, she asked gift-givers to make donations to … Continue reading

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Bush Beats Kerry

In the first and second debates, John Kerry won simply by allowing the president to lose. Tonight though, the president came prepared and, particularly in the first half, beat Kerry soundly. Bush’s answers were, on the whole, much more robust … Continue reading

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A Decisive Kerry Win

Amazing. I’d have to say the latter half of the debate was a draw. But in the first half, which is probably all most voters will watch at 9:00 on a Friday night, Kerry simply cleaned Bush’s clock. The president … Continue reading

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M. A. D.

Dean responded to my indictment of Kerry’s and Edwards’ debate performances. I’m re-posting it here because, frankly, my response was too long, but also because I think it goes to the heart of what’s happened in this election. Aaron: spoken … Continue reading

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Edwards Fails

So disappointing. Not just the debate, but the evenness of the press spin afterword. The fact is, Cheney came as close to steamrolling John Edwards as he could have come while still allowing the press to call it a draw … Continue reading

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Dissent

I soldier in Iraq told me this: I think the majority of people over here will vote for Bush. I could be wrong, but that is the impression that I get. Even if Kerry’s service has been proven, he used … Continue reading

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Kerry Won?

What a classic example of groupthink in the national media. Immediately after the debate I thought Kerry turned in a subpar performance on substance, but was still a bit better than Bush. The pundits apparently agreed that Kerry had edged … Continue reading

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Kerry for Secretary-General

Allow me to diverge for a moment from the press’s congratulatory orgy over John Kerry’s debate performance. Those of us who look for more than mere gaffes and atmospherics recognize that, to gain our true confidence rather than tentative votes, … Continue reading

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Gone for the Summer

Back after Labor Day.

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Truly Stunning

The work of Kurt Wenner.

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Hypocrisy

From the Daily Show: Jon: Rob, the Iraqi prisoner scandal is a huge setback. What went wrong? Rob: John, you heard the president say the America that turtored those prisoners isnot the America he knows. Jon: Rob, to the Arab … Continue reading

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Separate But Equal

Well, it’s happened. Gay marriage is here. I wonder if those newlyweds have had time to destabilize and desecrate any straight marriages yet. Any of those queermongers come knocking on your door? How appropriate for such a milestone to occur … Continue reading

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Another Nonthinker

It appears that Mike at Miniluv didn’t take kindly to my reference to his post on the Nick Berg murder. Not only did he delete the trackback ping (which he’ll undoubtedly do for this post as well), but he posted … Continue reading

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Perversions

It usually goes like this: “YO dude! Here’s that video everyone’s talking about. You know, the beheading video? It’s so awful! I just saw it, and I feel soooo bad now!” “Here’s the link!” When I first heard of what … Continue reading

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Scandalous

According to this story, Arabs are shocked and awed by the level of stubbornness Bush has displayed in endorsing Don Rumsfeld: “After the torture and vile acts by the American army, President Bush goes out and congratulates Rumsfeld. It’s just … Continue reading

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Kerry’s to Lose

John Zogby seems to think Kerry has this election in the bag: I have made a career of taking bungee jumps in my election calls. Sometimes I haven’t had a helmet and I have gotten a little scratched. But here … Continue reading

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Second Wind

Okay, I can’t take it anymore. I’m back.

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After Making Love

After making love, no one should ask the other, “What were you thinking?” No one, that is, who doesn’t want to hear about the past and its inhabitants, or the strange loneliness of the present filled, even as it may … Continue reading

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I got a blog too

Posted by Eric: whinning [sic] IT Wizerd: You’ve become vacuous. IT Wizerd: Maybe this summer when school’s out you’ll be interesting again. last night I broke my cell phone tonight I’m going to fail my physics exam tomorrow i get … Continue reading

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Bipartisan Idiocy

Can someone explain to me the difference between this comment at Kos and this one at Miniluv? Though many lefty bloggers have condemned Kos’s statement, I wonder if any righties will comment on Mike’s rant. (An aside — How the … Continue reading

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Cavalier

Boss: “Sometimes it seems like you think this is the Benson I.T. Department.” Me: “And what makes you think that?” Him: “You come and go as if you’re the CEO…as if you own the place.” Me: *grins widely, looking down* … Continue reading

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lies

I love this picture. Ugly urban big-city neighborhood (Chicago). Streets cold, dirty and stagnant. Such a poignant way of capturing the collective self-image of those who live there.

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No Longer Daily

Well, so much for that experiment. Over the past month I’ve found that, when I’m away from the computer and tuned out of the news cycle, I look upon this blog with disdain. It’s at those times that I want … Continue reading

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