Author Archives: Aaron Benson

If it ain’t bolted down…

There’s one picture I forgot to post from NYC. I was walking near 33rd and 3rd when I happened upon this: Apparently, there wasn’t enough parking at the V.A. hospital. If you look closely, you’ll notice that there’s not one, … Continue reading

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Have A Great Day

Me: Help Desk, Aaron speaking. Caller: Hi, this is Michael, how you doin’? Me: Wonderful. Caller: Anyway, I’m kind of having a stupid attack here, I’m trying to log into the system and I forgot my password. Me: And what … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas

Or as they pronounce it in Philadelphia, Merry Crimmas.

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It’s The Thought That Counts

I only gave three gifts this holiday season. One of them was an Amazon gift card, which conveniently served as a combination birthday/marriage/x-mas gift. Another was a video game, a birthday gift: And the third one…well, one of my roommates … Continue reading

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Back

I’m back in West Chester now, and newly certified in ITIL Foundations of IT Service Management. I was the youngest person, as usual, in our class of 12. When they went around the table for introductions, the others mentioned that … Continue reading

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Solid Ground

What is your world made of?

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Be More Specific

So the hotel I’m staying at has a cafe attached to it. Together, the hotel and cafe offer a rather convenient breakfast service: Specify your order on the cafe menu, and hang the menu from your doorknob before midnight, and … Continue reading

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Night Walking

In the days prior to my NYC trip, I decided that I wouldn’t bother doing the touristy stuff (Empire State Building, Statue of Liberty, Ground Zero, etc.) that I did last year. However, once I arrived, and observed from my … Continue reading

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Digs

Once my co-workers prevailed upon me that the Hilton on Times Square wouldn’t fly, I settled on the Affinia Dumont, a self-styled “executive hotel” that’s only about three blocks from the course I’m attending and several blocks from Broadway. I … Continue reading

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Decay

So I arrived in New York City today. I’ll be here for most of the week attending an I.T. business development course. This is the third time I’ve been to the city. I’d have to say that each time, the … Continue reading

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26

She said: “So you’re 26? How does it feel?” I said: I dunno, how is it supposed to feel? What does that question mean, anyway? Coming from a 23-year-old, it probably means I was supposed to wake up feeling depressed … Continue reading

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Birthday

I’m planning on turning 26 this December 1st. Get something for me off of my wishlist if you’d like. If you’d rather buy me something that isn’t Amazonable, like, oh, a new car, then by all means feel free. Go … Continue reading

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A Simple Purchase

So yeah, I had the misfortune of going out to buy a few items at around noon on Black Friday. I wanted a new DVD-ROM drive for the PC I use at my weekend job — the old drive I … Continue reading

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What’s the rush?

Maybe someone can clue me in to this whole Black Friday thing. People usually have the Friday after Thanksgiving off from work. So I’d have thought they would use that day for some much-needed sloth. You know, sleep in, and … Continue reading

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Okay…

These crappy little tests are quite accurate sometimes. What number are you?

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Bah, Humbug

I sometimes work on holidays for the overtime. Today was one such day. Callers are always more merry and chipper on holidays, but today it was particularly hard to match their enthusiasm because 1) I didn’t want to, 2) my … Continue reading

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Insurance Claim Check

Funniest…Prank…Ever.

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Juice Machine Justice

Since the blogosphere and the media are working themselves into a frenzy heralding the emerging Moral Values Revolution, I’d like to relate a tale of my own, of when I recently rose up in defense of my Values© and struck … Continue reading

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“You really should write more.”

I’m not sure why, but today, that remark stuck with me. My automatic response to this type of comment is usually that I just don’t have time. But that’s not true. When I look at my daily routine, and measure … Continue reading

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Deep Cleaning

I saw this in my roommate’s copy of FHM (For Him Magazine), and I instantly knew it was for me: Now that’s what I call a deep cleaning. Heh, heh, heh. In fact, I bet this soap is sooo much … Continue reading

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Mis-Leader

I like this idea. Simple and quite effective. The election is over. The fight is not. Bush’s election is bad for the US, and even worse for the rest of the world. But elections are only one part of democracy. … Continue reading

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Black Sunrise

It was a week ago, just about now, when everything changed. I’ve come to accept the election now, and think to the future. But at the time, I remember feeling a profound sense of grief and loss: Let’s be honest: … Continue reading

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This Isn’t Helping

But I understand his frustration. [more]

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Saw

So I went to see this movie tonight. Walking into the theater lobby, we were both wondering: has society lost all common decency? I’m talking about the movie “Seed of Chucky,” tastelessly named, and the large cardboard promos that featured … Continue reading

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Principle

From Newsweek: Looking for a way to pick up swing voters in the Red States, former President Bill Clinton, in a phone call with Kerry, urged the Senator to back local bans on gay marriage. Kerry respectfully listened, then told … Continue reading

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Retreating Wind

I see it is with you as with the birches: I am not to speak to you in the personal way. Much has passed between us. Or was it always only on the one side? I am at fault, at … Continue reading

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Look Forward

– Roe vs. Wade is finished. – Gay marriage is stricken for a generation. – Stem cell research remains nothing more than lip service. Instead: – Patriot Act II. – Church and state, intertwined. – A massive federal debt, paid … Continue reading

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The Cancer Takes Hold

Mourn.

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A Failure of the Imagination

254-252. It was not supposed to be this close. As of this morning, the future remains in the balance.

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The Unthinkable

I found myself agreeing so much with these articles (summarized here), in which several pundits ponder the consequences of a Bush victory. I left this post in draft mode for about four days. I’ve found it difficult to finish, because … Continue reading

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“Hilarious”

…Because as we all know, African Americans don’t own expensive cars. Too funny.

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I Voted

Since I’d already been lying awake in bed since 4am, I got up at 5, got ready, and headed out at 7:30 to vote. I went down to the university where, unlike in 2000 when there was no wait, there … Continue reading

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Post-Election Strategery

The Democrats, if they have any brains, ought to have a few action items today beyond GOTV if they expect to win. Because simply, it all comes down to their ability to keep people in line to vote despite all … Continue reading

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