Me: Help Desk, Aaron speaking.

Caller: Hi, this is Michael, how you doin'?

Me: Wonderful.

Caller: Anyway, I'm kind of having a stupid attack here, I'm trying to log into the system and I forgot my password.

Me: And what is your last name?

Caller: N-----.

Me: Okay, hold on for a second.

Caller: *covering speaker* Computer geeks, they have no social skills whatsoever.

Me: Okay, the fact that I'm not making smalltalk with you doesn't mean I have no social skills.

Caller: Aight, okay...

Me: I mean I'm not the one having a "stupid attack," as you put it.

Caller: I mean I'm just talking to my buddy here, you know--

Me: That's fine, now your password was reset to s-----."

Caller: My password is s-----?

Me: Put in s----- for your password and log in.

Caller: Aight, now--

Me: Aight.

Caller: I apologize for you overheari--

Me: *hangs up*