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October 05, 2003
Twist of Fate
If I were this lady, I would've never married into this name. Maybe it's her maiden name, and she just had cruel parents. There are so many deliciously awkward workplace sentences to use her name in, I won't even bother listing them. Comments
I love it! Here's a few: - "I haven't done my TPS report yet because I was busy in a meeting with Gaye Males." - "Our accounting scandal centered around misconduct and bad business practice by Gaye Males." - "Gaye Males will be in charge of redecorating and color choices for our new satellite office." - "I just spoke with Gay Males by the coffee machine about the sexual inadequacies of modern men." - "Sorry, I'll be on a conference call with Gaye Males at the time, and then have a 3 o'clock with a Butch Dyke from ACME company. Busy, Busy, Busy!" - "The union talks were mediated by Gaye Males." - "I've been invited to a private boat party with Gaye Males today." ... and finally ... - "On the topic of interoffice relationships... I've done some pretty nasty and perverted things I regret with Gaye Males." Posted by: John on October 9, 2003 02:15 PMThey delinked her name. Posted by: Mithras on October 12, 2003 12:02 AMMuhahahahahaha! Posted by: Aaron W. Benson on October 12, 2003 12:09 AMPost a comment
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