Okay, so I tried soy milk. 8th Continent for those who care.

It tastes like something between breastmilk, watered down condensed milk, and water with a ton of creamer in it.

Well, not breastmilk. I don't remember what that tastes like. But it's fun to say so.

The bottom line is this: Soy milk is terrible as a standalone drink. Though "vanilla" soy milk tastes a little better, don't ever try to have soy milk and cookies. But it's great as an ingredient. I've never had oatmeal that was so damn good.

Yeah, I eat oatmeal. So what?